Rant of the Day: The Talking-Dog Genre

Kill this goddamn genre. Excluding Homeward Bound, which I have fond memories of but haven’t seen in 10+ years…the rest of this sub-genre of films needs to die. Probably one of the worst moments in cinematic history was when this opening to #1 at the North American box office:

If that made you laugh and/or not lose faith in humanity, please never procreate. It’s in the best interest of everyone.

And with that, let’s never produce or talk about another Talking-Dog film ever again.

Oh shit.

Oh god.

Oh please, please just stop.

Well, this is a lost cause. Time to start inbreeding.

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